They were sheriffs—green pants.

I think Jimmy was the best tonight (and I'm sure I'm in the minority there, but whatever).  See:
— "What about a business where you [i]snap at people trying to be helpful[/i]?"
— His insincere head bob dancing with dashikied Wyatt and Sabrina
— The "[strangely out of earshot]" line after the tarot session with Virginia…

Scrawler, tell me you've got a goddamn fan page on Facebook.

I was thinking more like Diego Luna's in-union American equivalent.

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus  I was pretty surprised the first time I checked back and saw a 13 up there.  And the hits keep a'comin'.

You guys are either going to hate me or love me, but I use the oxford comma varyingly depending on context and mood.

You know what's better than arabic numerals?  Spelling that shit out.

"Fracking" is also a brass instrumentalist term.  So it maybe amused me up till the 9th grade, but not much beyond there.

Every show needs its "staple" episodes that, while they may not do anything with serial developments (provided it's a show that cares about such things), do a good job of maximizing the best parts of the show's formula, so you get a good, solid show experience/example.  Southland has had some Benjamin Button-esque…

Any outfit Sabrina is wearing is sexy.  So says me.

"Little Rascals" for dames?

Go easy on him.  It's bad enough he's always had to live in the shadow of his brother, the E*Trade baby.

Hey, wait.  Guys: I think he means to say he saddled Scott Baio.

Don't do that.  People will start questioning themselves.

My take—which I figure will be addressed sooner or later—was that, even though when we first see young Hauser at Alcatraz, it looked like his first time there, he probably had an ongoing relationship with Lucy in the 60s.  Lost her, found her again, only to lose her again (possibly but not probably) thanks to Snipey…

Wait a minute, did I miss some exposition somewhere?  How do we know she's from current day?  I figured she was a transplant here from the past…

Psshh… I use modded chipsets from old Neo Geo arcade cabinets.

Except for marrying Brynn, maybe.  Just sayin'.

@avclub-9da7cd75ea0d9f80f9348fd3023a83a8:disqus  'sgot Tivo, at least…

I hear Sandusky is a fan of this-would-send-you-to-prison sex.