[insert Ray Combs joke here at your discretion]

Provided he's not busy playing Billy Mays in "The Billy Mays Story."

Short answer: if your wife wears it, that's a beard *I* would fear… [insert hashtag relating Tim Allen to Brian Wilson and/or SF Giants]

Maybe it's childhood nostalgia
but I always liked "Home Improvement," as well as Tim Allen. It'll be nice to see him on TV again. (I hope—color me cautiously optimistic)

Yeah, he needs to head back to Leningrad for a while… I think he's becoming to Americanized.

Dude's wearing a SLICK tie if you ask me.

I think the show got progressively more news and politics oriented, and as it got further into the habit of decrying the media for their antics, the attention on pop culture diminished. Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time they had a bit that was pop culture related…

All he wants to do is … cry, cry, cry.

The REAL question is, would she be a keeper, or just a copulate and stopulate, as the kids say these days (I think)?

To be fair, Todd VanDerWerff makes a good point with his "three Glees" theory.

This … is CNN.
Wait. Fuck!

And then her camp gave out awards to volunteers. Does this normally happen?

The best line written was
"On Glee, Paltrow will be playing the part of 'Hey Look It's Gwyneth Paltrow We Don't Have To Write Anything This Week.'"

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?

Before today, I had no idea he was capable of tweetering (said a la CraigyFerg)…

As far as it goes, O'Donnell is far hotter than Palin. I could've worked it to the sound of her concession speech, were it not for being in the voting booth at the time, and all.

Don't they, like, eat them over there or some shit?

Shit! Good call. I still have time for McDonalds breakfast.

[scratches crotch, rubs nose with thumb, drinks of beer]

Tragedy + time = a successful theme for shock value comics, provided "Too soon?" is added to the end (or some variant thereof).