I know many people—including bi and lesbian girls—that absolutely want to jump her bones, but she doesn't do much of anything for me.

Really? It's so funny, I figured there'd be some who'd argue there's nothing better…

That Pineapple Express guy… Rogen is it? His name is probably the only one I can never seem to retain for whatever reason.

Cheers, bitch.
[walks away whistling "Ole, ole ole ole…"]

I thought that was the one Corey Haim wanted to get done, but the studio went and did it without him…

I once fucked a back-up dancer.

Actually…

From what I've read in interviews, Bungie wanted to add a level of strategy to weapon choices, which was why they opted to go for the more realistic "A-man-can-only-carry-so-much" approach. I see it both ways, so long as the game is built to accommodate the development choice.

Wholy shit [sic BTW], how did I not know that…?!

Before her Nick fame, she played a role on Law & Order: SVU (which I only learned about in reruns), and she played the creepy, fucked-in-the-head kid role better than I would have expected. Kind of like Ben Foster going from Flash Forward to Hostage, I think she may have some real acting chops that we've yet to…

Whoo-hoo, this means I've successfully navigated puberty!
I told you, mom!

Hey, I'm on a Mac!
It's CONTROL-TAB for me, goddamnit…

No, a pinkerton is when you have a girl with you and you [REDACTED].

You know,
I think I'd pay to see an affluent Die Hard 5. Sounds exciting!

What's specifically evil clown makeup look like?

Yeah, I should have read lower, or just assumed that one would have been done already. Dammit.

It's been a while since he had a good assjob.

If you only had a British accent, you wouldn't have much.

All these comments
and only one "Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker" reference? ((Now two I suppose)) For shame.

haha I completely forgot about that. No, honestly. No trolling here. I only have the thing because I googled avatar makers online, and at the time it was the new one. Plus, better looking than the South Park ones.