I'm curious: what's with all the Two and a Half Men hate I see on here? What do I not know?

I'd be the second biggest tool to have been inside Bris…—wait. Aw, fuck.

I'd probe Bristol Palin. Ethically, of course.

Tank Jones will be the predecessor to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, and will appoint Johnston's attorney Rex Butler Attorney General.

Trip McNealy!!

"Rice queen" has to be the funniest thing I've read so far this week. 'Cause it rhymes with "ice queen."

Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't remember Roth ever having anything to do with Nickelodeon… did he exec produce "Legends" or something? 'Cause I remember for fact he was not host…

Maybe a cross between the two?

@ Lemur: No, it wasn't him, it was the Commissioner of the CHP at the time, though I never remembered his name.

You know, this might be something…

AND it's set in real-time.

The thing I remember about this, even way back as a kid, is—
—they're the California Highway Patrol. *HIGHWAY.* But they were only ever on the highways for, what, 40 feet?, then the rest of their chases were on city streets.

I dunno, I don't even think I ever saw the movie… I was really just trying to irk the feminists. Whenever someone gets all over-the-top ranty and protesty, I can't help but rile them up some more. But I play fair, I play fair.

Maybe y'all can help me.
Anyone watch America's Got Talent? Last night, they had that magician guy, Murry… he reminds me of some cartoon or muppet mad scientist, what with his hairdo and all, and I'm not sure, but I want to say it was a (Disney-owned, ultimately) duck character. Not sure why, that's just what comes…

Wait a minute, back the fuck up… there was a lesbian scene in "Mulholland Drive"?

I had no idea EVL had such a muckmouth.

BTW, not a firstie, ninety-ninethsie, or double-zerothie attempt. Just in case any of you dumbfucks think I'm that much a dumbfuck. I'm NOT. Swear.

When I first saw the title, I thought—
—they took the grown-up cast members of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" and made a movie?

I smell future crossword hint!

In her vag—oh wait.