TRUE LIFE STORY: I started playing GTA IV a little after I started watching The Wire, and for a while I thought it would be really cool if they made a sandbox style game where you could go from Baltimore to Philly to Washington, but then I realized it would basically just be 'GTA: Generic East-Coast City'!

Stay cool, Brett. Brett, stay cool.

Oh, boy. I'm so tired of all these Star Wars.

Just like Titanic, except this boat is still floatin'. Wait, no it's not, that motherfuckin' boats explodin'!

THREE SYLLABLES THAT CHANGED THE WORLD OF ACTING!

Reread that second verse as though it were Daniel Johnston singing it for extra value!

I just want to say that Pierrot le Fou probably has one of the best "next episode" teasers in the whole history of television! Just Pierrot laughing maniacally on top of a montage.

It seems like whenever anybody in my family throws a banana peel out of a car window (happens more than you'd think!) we all say "O'Doyle rules!" I guess this just seemed like the place to share that?

I've been rewatching some old Simpsons lately, and I'm not sure if I'm just imagining it, but it seems like Lisa's sax solo in the theme is different every episode! I never really noticed it before, but there you go.

I think Joseph Gordon-Levitt would be pretty good as Vicious!

I may vote Republican, but I'm a firm believer in GUM control!

New Cult Cannon
GOD-SHITTING DAMN IT! Canon has ONE N in it, people! Come on, guys! CANON!
ALSO: It should be noted that Corb Lund, Canadian country-music superstar, has a cameo in this! And I'm sure that two people outside of southern Alberta even give a care.