If his district is as gerrymandered as most of them are, all he has to do is repeat his name and throw out enough red meat to the old people who will actually vote. Why would he debate and risk having his opinions questioned directly?

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, on the other hand, is actually doing honest-to-god investigative journalism.

Oh for fuck's sake dude, you know exactly what you were doing. It's not fucking worth it to deal with you any more, you'll just go off on a grammar tangent or disingenuously act like you didn't mean what you obviously fucking meant. Get bent.

I wonder if you had mommy issues growing up.

No, don't you see, it's Very Important and Necessary that we all know that Jennifer Lawrence is stupid for thinking that someone wouldn't steal and abuse her private property, and that Patriautism is so much smarter because he always welds his doors shut when he leaves his house.

Ah, the tried and true "I'm having sex and you're probably just a masturbating nerd, so I'M RIGHT" method of losing an argument.

Well, you sure won a lot of hearts and minds today, kid.

By all means, keep on pushing strawmen until you feel better for excusing criminal behavior.

You don't know how words work.

You realize that you're still excusing the hackers, right? Stealing a hundred dollars from someone is fucking awful no matter how well it is protected. There's no shades of grey here, this was theft was theft was theft no matter how well these people protected their pictures.

No, he/she's actually doing wonders for the name of bronies right now.

Are you? Are you really?

Hey guess what? No one wants to fuck you!

You should have stopped at the word indefensible.

It gets enough of buzz at election season to keep it in the national consciousness for four years. Simple as that. It will be funny and relevant enough (though not extremely funny) again in 2016, and the cycle will repeat until Lorne Michaels dies, after which I give it about 2 years until it's cancelled.

Judging by the comments on this article, every single period of the show has been both the best and worst.

And saying the show hasn't been good besides when Hartman was on isn't a hipster thing to say?

Man, I really poked the hornet's nest with this guy, huh? Turns out the AV Club commentariat is fine with snark until it's directed at one of their sacred cows, then the defenders come out of the woodwork. I hope none of you have ever joked about any of the pop culture figures who get skewered on Community or Rick and…

Exactly. This was the equivalent of making an episode where they decided "Welp, it turns out all the water on the Earth is actually lava, just no one noticed."

It's funny, but sometimes people get exposed to things they don't have any interest in hearing about, and sometimes those things annoy them! Crazy concept, huh?