Even a blind pig finds a few acorns, young man.

For a moment there I thought you'd written "there is something I like about her that I find genuinely repulsive," and, uh, I thought that was pretty funny.

Take it!  Take it all!

Johnny Cougar is no John Cougar Concentrationcamp.

Properly speaking, "too soon" is only applicable when one's comment precedes the event.  See: Leonard Pierce.

I don't know about that, but Keach-lovers hear the siren's call of 'The Ninth Configuration' when they first become aware of this title, and are then bummed out by Caruso's pale imitation.

'Cause the Velma archetype is white hot, fool.

@avclub-c1bac1d55ebcc415d61552acbfbb219d:disqus TENAs or GTFO.

@avclub-5464de04a20d6f48ab22695edf00475e:disqus Nick Cave did mention that he and the Bad Seeds always dress formally for fear of otherwise coming across as a professional chainsmoker's association.

Man, you should check out Metafilter.  Sheeeyit.

Denial is the first phase of the Kubler-Ross model, you know.

Her addiction was so powerful that I'll bet there was some hereditary DNA shit doing on with that.

There's a documentary on Youtube ('Creative Person: Fred Rogers Documentary' (1967) that you might check out if you want to reassess the man.  It was made when he was younger (obviously) and he's surprisingly intense in it. 

Cardigans made by his own mother, at that —  artisanal!

Ficus groping, you say?

Anal Cunt's covers of television themes are kind of, like, vaguely amusing, though.  Or something.

But, but… only God can make a tree.

MALICE A4THOT!

Well, it kind of is.