But marinate those green beans in vinaigrette and toss with pancetta, red onion, and other antipasto-type shit?  Crazy delicious.

But marinate those green beans in vinaigrette and toss with pancetta, red onion, and other antipasto-type shit?  Crazy delicious.

In some cases — such as my own, near as I can tell — the complex sugars in soy don't digest properly and lead to what is technically known as "bad gut".

In some cases — such as my own, near as I can tell — the complex sugars in soy don't digest properly and lead to what is technically known as "bad gut".

Yeah… because he enjoyed Vienna sausages so much that he couldn't bring himself to destroy them.

Yeah… because he enjoyed Vienna sausages so much that he couldn't bring himself to destroy them.

Have you had Harry & David's pears around Christmas?  They're goddamn premium.

Have you had Harry & David's pears around Christmas?  They're goddamn premium.

When Mrs. Digits and I moved out of the "hovering just above abject poverty" income bracket one of our first agreements was the we would buy our favorite brand of cottage cheese — Old Home — over other brands regardless of the difference in price, sometimes as much as two dollars/16 oz'er.

When Mrs. Digits and I moved out of the "hovering just above abject poverty" income bracket one of our first agreements was the we would buy our favorite brand of cottage cheese — Old Home — over other brands regardless of the difference in price, sometimes as much as two dollars/16 oz'er.

If I were standing at a turret eating more Slim Jims than planned I'd certainly be ripping it in the face of whomever I could swivel my ass toward, I'll tell you that.

If I were standing at a turret eating more Slim Jims than planned I'd certainly be ripping it in the face of whomever I could swivel my ass toward, I'll tell you that.

She didn't say that she doesn't like silent movies (stay with me a second here) so much as she said "I assume silent movies are boring shit, so I ain't gonna watch them."

She didn't say that she doesn't like silent movies (stay with me a second here) so much as she said "I assume silent movies are boring shit, so I ain't gonna watch them."

@EvelKareebel:disqus A curious coincidence: her and Robert Mitchum knew each other before either was famous; Mitchum worked on an assembly line with her first husband at Boeing, or something,

@EvelKareebel:disqus A curious coincidence: her and Robert Mitchum knew each other before either was famous; Mitchum worked on an assembly line with her first husband at Boeing, or something,

Splendidly played, sir.

Splendidly played, sir.

A grease trap.

A grease trap.