"Inside 'joke'"?  Wait until this gets back to Dawes…

Don't sweat it — you're adopted.

Also, Rust never sleeps.

That's "eating pineapple"… melon farmer.

And your delightful BC Gold.

Alan Greenspan and Barbara Ehrenreich

Here Mom, I made you a drink?  Does it taste funny?  Why, I don't think so… yes, I'm getting sleepy too… yes…

Fact:  Opinions are like assholes.  They all stink.

Is that you, Fidel?

Did you steal a page out of Miles Davis's memoir and say "I'm going to get all up in you like the holy spirit"?

[edit] was just trying out some of that there coding, but didn't think it'd be right to expect people to tolerate reading "like dis?" in italics.

Don't forget Marilyn as portrayed by Truman Capote in his essay — foul-mouthed, and a heavy reader.

It makes my shit itch.

Foxholes do the trick whenever you find yourself under fire, mratfink.  I don't know whether the terminology has changed, though — where's Juanito when you need him? — although in 'Generation Kill' (the book, at least) they call them "marine graves" or sumpin'.

But what if salt gets into all of my herpetic sores?

I disagree: by appearing on a reality program — and especially one on MTV — one forfeits one's status as a human. It's like being outlawed during the medieval era.

I believe hairy = Greek, but maybe that's just me?

Yep; he does the Buffalo Bill dance to get pumped upped for confronting Richelieu.

You must've missed Leonard Pierce's review in March.

Though not a big fan of 'Resurrection' — mark me down for the first one, really, and I can take or leave the rest — I do have a soft spot for the scene where they're swimming through the flooded chambers and you see the aliens swimming behind them.