Shit, 'Homicide' and 'NYPD Blue' did crossover episodes. I'd tune in to Glee to watch Gordon Ramsey — substitute cheerleading coach? — call whoever a fucking donkey.

A woman needs a man like Gloria Steinem needs to rip off a Breton quotation… or doesn't need a man… or something.

2 legit 2 quit, more like.

Testify!

"The long, long road over the moors and up into the forest — who the fuck trod it into being first of all?"

What about if one of those Amazonian dick fish were to swim up your urethra and start feasting on your blood? That could be worse.

How can Scroggins be a professor? Why, he's a business professor, of course. All he has to do is say "trickle down economics" and all of the other wads think he must be right.

Remember, if Zooey has Down Syndrome, don't let her lay on her belly. She could asphyxiate.

@trilobiter — I hear what you're saying, and think that the "general audience" might be quicker to grab on to it if you were using xenophobia as an example, as more people are pissed at xenos than francos, or something.

I hear that, Zugzwang, but on the other hand when I see what I consider a "good" move (arbiter of taste that I am) on the local recommendations it warms my heart a little. Maybe all of my fellow Duluthians aren't 'Ice Road Trucker' addicts after all.

Word on the street is that Fantagraphics is releasing the full run of Zap in two volumes. Just sayin'.

Hey Dave
Nice story…

Yeah! Fuck loyalty!

My taste runs more to "betterholesailor", but thanks anyway.

Also, the taxidermists.

He just knew people would want to skip forward to the tit-tays.

Also, all of the Paris Review interviews are online, gratis. Robert Crumb and Truman Capote are two of the better ones that I've read recently.

There was a Newswire piece concerning the Birch situation, I recall.

That's a nice joke and all, but was Laurie Bird's (? — I'm not looking up the actress's name, if that isn't right) supposed to be JT's girlfriend (who drifted into the car and assumed that role), or just a hippy chick who drifted into the car? I mean, I always thought that JT was bummed out and all, but not…

WhoopWhoop — you think the Simpsons started to decline THEN, you unregistered (probable) sex offender? Well I think it started to decline THIS OTHER TIME!