And now he makes weird Country music: http://youtu.be/5SuZMwe-XRc

It was more like everyone was all, "Hey did you see that guy with the crazy hair on MTV?" "That crazy hair guy's song is pretty good!"…and then the artists realized they were more famous for their crazy looks than anything else and then they took so long to decide on whether or not to change their hairstyle again they…

1980's Me: "Don't you mean DEPRESSED Mode? Ha!"

Was it because you like waffles? I bet it was because you like waffles.

Elton called Keith that.

I don't know. No one promised this show was going to be intense as Breaking Bad, did they?

It's pretty great. For instance, I'm wearing shorts right now while most of the rest of the country is freezing its ass off. Also, the local news is almost never boring.
Being from Clearwater, though, I've known about Scientology long before anyone had even heard of Tom Cruise. Back in the day they used to be creepy as…

I'll see you and raise you…I'm from Clearwater, FL

In case you didn't know ZZTop was badass: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Yep. If you make a film that lampoons 80's movies, and you don't have a theme song performed by a duet of Kenny Loggins and Irene Cara, you have WASTED your potential,

Or else you're never watching the show again?

Nightscrawnier.

A first-time director shouldn't begin his career with such an ambitious movie. He should have started out with, like, half the wilderness, maybe.

I hate Motley Crue, but fuck if "Kickstart My Heart" doesn't kick ass.

Shit, "Outlaw's Honeymoon" is worth the price of the record.

But the county won't give him no more.

It was nothing to go bananas about.

I just now realized it's rated R. All the commercials I saw for it made it look like a Harry Potter meets James Bond pastiche for kids.

Afghamistam typed that with one hand while making devil horns with the other one, brah.

And Joe Walsh's "Meadows"