Freeze Frame?!?

The Alan Parsons Project's last album was called "Gaudi" in honor of the Catalan architech Antonio Gaudi and its first track was entitled La Sagrada Familia, the name of his most famous building.

Fuck yeah The Bridge!

"Leaving a trail of slime wherev—-" *CLICK!*

The talking duck is going to play Batman?

Thunder stolen.

In 1983 wearing a Star Wars T-shirt to high school would get you beat up.

The only thing I rememeber about that show was that they used to play up the fact that Felix's initials were F.U., which was kind of racy for an 80's Prime Time sitcom.

'Cause all the money goes to "us"!

It doesn't even live up to its TITLE! At no time during the movie does it storm metal and Jared-Syn gets away at the end.

That one and The Sensuous Nurse with Ursula Andress.

I was in high school in the 80's. My mom was never one for sex ed talks but one day she came home and presented me with this huge box of condoms and said only, "Here. No piece of ass is worth dying for."

What's this Breaking Dads show I've been hearing about with the guy from Malcolm In The Middle? Is that one any good?

I saw both of those classics, as well as Treasure of the Four Crowns which just about NOBODY remembers (with good reason). Z-grade Indiana Jones ripoff action and 3-D effects just weren't a good mix.

A friend of mine is a Rick Springfield superfan and I bet this will be the first and last AVClub article she ever reads.

Are his tonsils still there?

Is Modern Dads not that Peter Reigert/Martin Mull show with the hot Asian schoolgirl? I don't think I've been paying attention well enough around here lately. Sorry.

Revenginas.

A better question: Did anyone see this as a kid and then go on to be molested by Gordon Jump anyway?

Seriously, this was about as good of a job that an early 80's family sitcom could do while following all of the then-current TV sitcom rules.