DICK JOOOOONES

That?

Another OS update that changes a bunch of things I use all the time in order to pacify the tablet crowd and push all my data onto cloud servers? No thanks. As a video editor I'm still pissed that OS Mavericks completely ruined the Quick Look feature which made previewing footage a snap.

Have you been listening to my girlfriend and I?

Kung Fuck.

I hope there's a Ninja Rap of some kind.

You magnificent bastard.

I need way more coffee before I can cope with this.

No, they added the wind in post.

Something tells me there's going to be a lot of that.

Ooh, I wanna be the lens flare.

"Brad, what happened to your braces?"

Great, just what we need, Moremackle.

It's the poisonous fugu fish. He only has 24 hours to live.

He probably needs some help.

Murder innocent unarmed fathers and teenagers having schizophrenic episodes?

Thanks, Harvard!

Guns don't kill people.

Great, now I'll never be able to enjoy his dramatic turn as Black Panther in Forrest Gump again.

Very good, sir.