Clarissa in a Half Shell?

Unless the two families savagely murder each other, there will be no justice.

By Odin's beard it's "Valhalla Has Spam!"

There's always a reason to blow things up.

Thanks, Obama!

Right, but there's always smoking weed and learning how to play guitar. Weed is plentiful and so are guitars.

I wasn't being facetious, just for the record. Depression is a hideous bitch goddess.

Searching For Kleenex.

Yeah, the cult scene turns the crazy up to 11.

Dejected.

Can't wait for the Unrated Special Edition.

You must be new here.

Penises will never be the same. R.I.P. H.R.

Their deaths are but mere origin stories!

Move over, Rebecca Black.

In conjunction with the saucer people?

More like Dorothy FAIL, amirite?

If you haven't seen him recently re-stage the Hook sword fight shot for shot … you should.

Mary Martin in blackface or GTFO.

Two Wongs don't make a white!