They're all buying Edisons instead.

When Anchorman 2 drops, I hope The Onion gives it the same treatment it gave The Internship.

Well, after being in The Simpsons it was probably time to go.

Holy shit what is happening in that header?

I have nothing mean to say about Richard Branson.

"given the time frame" … well, this is what happens when you mark a release date for a film that doesn't have a script.

If he doesn't wrestle a Werewolf bin Laden, I'm not interested.

I thought the worst part was having a 10 year old antagonist.

Eh, it's more like snarking about it. Not as profitable.

I'm seeing a distinct lack of two-tone animated spies here.

So it's a seprequel? Presequel?

[throws grenade]

Bitches, love!

Is … is that … brake fluid?

[reads headline] "Woo-hoo!"
[reads article] "Awwww."

Double castration!

Huh. Thanks!

There is way too much Simon in the newswire today. One of you is going to have to go.

Still don't understand why they went with "SyFy".

Nah, WOLVERIN3