Liked for "jabronis" 

Marky Mark would never do that.

Yep, that sounds about right.

Hilarious.

I don't even know what gingham is!

That's the joke.

Sean O'Neal is the master of the perfect header.

I thought it was Dan Castellaneta.

Something something cunnilingus.

At least it's mercifully shorter than "Get Lucky", which wears out its welcome about halfway through the 6 minute runtime.

She was awesome in Henry Fool.

Big film studio: "Look!  We shot this independent film!  It only cost $5 million and stars Samuel L Jackson!"
Indie filmmakers: "Fuck you."

Where's the other Adam Sandler?

I hope Winona does the ping pong ball trick

Everybody's twerkin' for the weekend.

Huh.  Well, that is certainly a thing.

May I present to you … The Little Spermaid.

Damn liberal Hollywood!

I heard this for the first time from Lewis Black.  Either a standup or his book, I can't remember.

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