How about the Old Spanish, of 30 Rock and Madmen fame?

Couple of go-go '80s Reaganauts like us.

Seriously, just bring that Old Testament shit from Kings and bam, Aeron.

DAMPHAIR DAMPHAIR DAMPHAIR DAMPHAIR

Yeah, not a word in defense of people just trying to take advantage, but I don't know how much clearer he could get that this is just for fun.

Is this really what we're mad about? That an actor wants a goofy jpeg and doesn't want to pay somebody for it?

Job, internet.

Magic fights here and there.

Don't forget the accent. The accent is… I believe the word is "fetching."

Is "Frequency Vibrations" that much odder than "Jesus Shuttlesworth"?

Wow, she genuinely looks like she's dying.

That movie was an adaptation of a post-Taco Bell bowel movement.

Well, this put a pretty huge damper on my morning. Truly great musician.

Socrates never wrote anything down. Plato is the basic source for what we've decided Socrates might have been like.

Ah, "venison meat." My second favorite, after "beef meat." I like to enjoy it with a nice serving of "asparagus vegetable."

Schmidt: Go ahead and call me a fool, it wouldn't be the first time today.

It's Left Behind for the "kinder, gentler evangelicalism" crowd. It's likely to be mind-blowing for the sorts of Christians who don't know the history of doctrine or who are unaware anyone wrote theology before or after John Wesley and the American Baptist movement, but it's basically a big spoonful of pietism, right…

Sort of, I guess- I think more than anything it's supposed to make us think of her as "worldly."

For fuck's sake, people, that's not what happens. She decides that Narnia was "a game we used to play" (read: decides that Jesus is a fairy-tale), so, shocker, the Christian author leaves her out of his book about Jesus.

I'm pretty sure he just subconsciously thinks that if he does enough stuff for Beyonce, she'll bone him.