That's kind of the way Buddhism retrofitted Jesus into its own stories upon hearing about him from missionaries. Similarly, Confucians, on interacting with Buddhist missionaries, decided that Confucius must have met and taught Siddartha Gautama.

Perpetual virginity is a Roman Catholic dogma only. And they often interpret "brother" to mean "kinsman" or "cousin."

Follow the crazy hijinks of Ivan, from his early days of driving out the filthy bourgeois oppressors to his zany adventures of dying in a gulag, having fallen out of the arbitrary favor of the Party Leader!

Heh, "Swingtown" was the name of the a capella group at my all-male Catholic high school.

WHO SAID WE'RE WACK

Out of curiosity, how have you guys been treating Toad? At first I was trying to be nice to him (and absolutely to TJ), but he seems increasingly like a total dickbag. I've kind of stopped screwing around when it comes to him.

I've decided to characterize Bigby as a kind of wanna-be knight-in-shining-armor. Anyone who's an asshole to women gets their ass beat. So I absolutely punched Georgie, but I kept the smashing to a minimum. It's made for an interesting experience. (I also decided that he has his limits, so Grendel keeps his arm and…

Hardcore Wes Anderson fans ("Wes Fandersons"?) are probably using GeoCities. It's like the typewriter of the Web 2.0 age.

Are we supposed to believe this is some kind of "magic paper"?

Maybe it's a little too pointy, like a beak.

But… we saved him.

I can't see Mike Ehrmantraut drawing a duck cartoon.

Technically, Greendale students are all in the Army Reserve, after all…

TROY AND LAVAR GOT CAPTURED BY MEXICAN PIRATES! IT WAS THE TICKER ON THE NEWS THAT HICKEY WAS WATCHING!

sorry

At the risk of sounding jingoist- in baseball, the MLB champion is de facto the champion of the world in that year. Plenty of other nations produce excellent baseball players, but the best move to the MLB almost invariably. Is it problematic as terminology? Sure. But, with the lack of an international competition for…

"Power elite." Thank you for that, that made my day.

You understand the difference between, "Eh, I don't really like sports" and "Haha, Super Bowl? I think I'll read a book, thanks!" don't you?

It's eminently possible to like sports and not like the pageantry.

You seem like a real fun person.