Paul's advocacy of obedience to the civil magistrate (in case you were wondering, that's the epistle to the Romans, chapter thirteen) is built on the implicit assumption that the magistrate upholds justice in general. Only a Marcionite (i.e., solely Pauline) reading- and a deeply stupid one at that- of the Bible could…

The key word there was "functioning." Men like that are very obviously broken in serious ways. That's for one.

Hey, Bayern Munich fans have known Anatoliy Tymoshchuk for years. What's that? Name any of the other players?….

I have said it before: Cryer is the half-man. Cryer. See, because he's ineffectual, and sometimes effeminate.

You can talk trash, you can handle the ball. But ask yourself- really ask yourself- "Am I funky enough to be a Globetrotter?"

Left Behind?

I've listened to about 25 episodes of Nerd Poker, and it opens up a little bit, but it never quite holds my attention completely. I listen to it while I'm doing something else, usually, and there are some worthwhile bits, but it's not the greatest.

Psh, yeah, if you wanna live in America. Everyone knows the coolest shit is in Europe: Coolham, Kuhlfurt-am-Kuhl, Isle-de-Coule.

Is this a podcast or something? I am genuinely addicted to celebrity/comedian D&D podcasts.

You're talkin' about it.

Did anyone else think this was going to be a movie about a very passionate US national soccer team supporter?

Sadly, no. They had one hundred percent un-ironic Kinkades. One was a lighthouse. The other was some kind of elfin cottage.

The library at my college had some Kinkades hanging. I was never sure if that was at the request of the donors or just a horribly kitschy preference of the administration.

Because he's a raging dickhead and the visual-arts equivalent of Justin Bieber.

Don't over-think it: Boners.

Now, I'm no Latinist, but I'm fairly sure that would run "phallus dentatus."

I hear Hat only appears when we need her most.

It's a fancy party, Zeus.

Go Sawx!

Or at least their internal organs.