He'll kick you apart! He'll kick you apart!

Why are you here? Like, for real.

Heh, heh. "Feldmen."

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus You hipster douchebag.

Fuckin' right it is.

I had to withdraw from a one credit class in my last semester. I ended up bowling for two weeks after graduation living alone in my apartment. Woo.

This is true.

Scratch the first two, but the third of those is still a major feature of my internal monologue.

That's a psi! I didn't take two years of Greek to have a pop culture website misrepresent the Greek language's fucking annoying and impossible to accurately reproduce without extensive practice characters!

And then the movie just sort of… ends.

HAHAHA IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DO NOT THINK KANYE WEST IS INTELLIGENT HAHAHA

If you're gonna complain about it, at least use the nominal form, not the verbal. Blasphemy.

12 tribes.

Yes, like the science-hating Luddites Isaac Newton, Max Planck, Gottfried Leibniz, Leonhard Euler, and Carolus Linnaeus.

Nostalgia now operates on a four-year schedule.

Um… a diet heavy in sausages…?

I'm twenty-fucking-two and I would never have even considered making a "what's rewinding" joke. So, either you're totally off-base or my generation sucks even harder than I do.

I am ashamed to admit that I briefly considered responding with "More like orgasmically."

I GET IT!

Uma Thurman is beautiful. The best celebrity-comparison I get is Philip Seymour Hoffman…