My favorite part of the new profiles? You can see how many times everybody else has posted.

I think there was a gh scene in one of the Scary Movies. Can somebody make a definitive list of gh scenes, and rate them by accuracy? I nominate O'Neal.

This song always reminds me of that Mark Morrison atrocity "Return of the Mack". That song wasn't number 1 only because "MMMBOP" held that spot. And people complain about the current state of music.

It's like Chariots of Fire, only a little bit of your soul dies with every viewing…when you watch Chariots of Fire, of course.

Hi, thanks for the spoiler! And thanks to the new layout, your awful post showed up at the top of my page, rather than buried at the bottom with the rest of the sewage. And thanks for posting the spoiler twice, just in case I managed to avoid it the first time.

So today on AV Club, Amelie Gilette wrote an article combining TMZ photos with captions by the Library of Congress. Yeah. It was such a disaster that the people of Iraq sent aid to the suffering AV Club readers.

this would have been in jays monologue tonight
So that new "Justice League of America" movie has been put on hold; reportedly because of the writers strike. Yeah. In it's place Warner Brothers will begin filming another movie…"Justice League of American Gladiators"!

Ugh
Geez. I write better stuff for Jay.

this would have been in jays monologue tonight
A story I just read on the AV Club Newswire mentioned that the "Sex Pistols" have a new song in the works. Of course, given their age the group needs Viagra to get their sex pistols going!

this would have been in jays monologue tonight
So the ratings for the first two showings of "American Idol" are out. Yeah. It looks like the ratings are slightly down from last year, but still enormously high. Yep. Kinda like Randy Jackson's weight!