I can't wait to see this
I'm going to be first in line at the cinema

wtf is ralphie may lol

some notes
I doubt I'm the FIRST to say, but Hodgman's FIRST book here is really great. FIRST off, there's a list of hundreds of hobo names, and this may be the FIRST book of fake trivia in existance—and it is hilarious. The best part is, this is supposed to be the FIRST book in a trilogy of fake trivia.