If Captain Haddock decides to try LSD, I'm in.

No, we need a Super Mario Bros movie which stars Bob Hoskins. Wait… It excists? Then, it must be the most incredible movie ever!

I would probably say with those kinds of news: "Fuck Hollywood and their adaptations", but I must say I'm excited about this. I hope Taylor (which was picked right, especially after seeing Crash) does a fucked up, but overall fun movie just like the game which is awesome.

Dawes 3D Concert Movie. I would love to see the Laurel Canyon sound on the third dimension.

FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP…

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

Everything is possible at The A.V. Club!

In other news: Deadmau5 did the ultimate trolling to Skrillex. I was so proud.

No, how YOU doin?

Has Chang given up and decide to do the big S?

Oh, believe me I wouldn't.

Maybe It's just me but Billy Bob Thornton's goatee just talked to me. He told me the time he went to Taco Bell with Billy Bob, which ended with the guy puking in the middle of the street.

Bitches be crazy!

"Hey Mikey!"

Chuck The Sheep, that's all.

Dear Michael:

I bet Bon Iver putted subliminal messages on his albums. You might be asking how? Ask Skrillex.

If Daniel Day-Lewis was that Lincoln, it would be incredible. A character who's not only a smart and reflective man, but also a badass vampire hunter. That's SWAG.

One day they're friends for ever.
Next day they're friends for never.
Then comes the lawsuit.

I bet he's name is Jonas.