Holy shit…Dawesception.

Of course, you Hipsters are fascinated with
the almost accidental cross-cultural analysis of poverty and loneliness and plan to read books in another language.

If I'm a father, I'm going to name my child Gandalf and If I have a second one I might name him Dawes.

I and other A.V. Clubbers prefer to watch Nigella. Why? We give a fuck about the recipes, but we masturbate when Nigella says something that has double entendre.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

The Dirt is the best book of this year and all years past and to come. That book is full of history, comedy, drama, drugs and Vince Neil (that's a bad think but I'll let it past).

There's only one way to solve this: FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.

So, The A.V. Club has runned out of guest stars to interview, and the only person left to interview is Rachael Ray. Good move?

It is in your imagination.

No, where is Sinbad? Is he doing a "Jingle all the way" sequel?

Yeah…I prefer War Horse.

OMG man, like i see your Avatar and I'm thinking "this is going to be such a brill comment" but u just mention the NKOTBSB album, like not cool dude, not cool.
#notcool.

I watched Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (which I cought on cable) for the second time since I saw it on theatres, which was 3 years ago and I've got to say that this movie is by far, the best Spielberg drama of all time…I spent crying throughout the entire movie both the first time I saw it and…

I'm on a black phase since Christmas. But it will be gone by tomorrow in which I will start my Duran Duran phase.

The best movie turned in game has to be The Room Tribute:

Fuck content and Craig J Clark!

Fuck Jeff Probst.

Oh my god, Reginald VelJohnson you do so many bad jokes, but I still like your comments because you're REGINALD MOTHERFUCKIN' VELJOHNSON!

WHERE'S FESTIVUS?

There's so much love on you guys!