Oh yeah. And his sidekick would be a talking pie!

You know what would make this show better? If Bohannon was a secret agent, under direct orders from President Grant, who used his steam powered supertrain to fight the old west's arch villains.

Because Republicans say it out loud and Democrats hide behind obscure songs. If ?uestlove had the guts to say it to her face, fine. But apparently he's not man enough to do that.

How did the kid get well enough to feed chickens and shoot a gun just a couple of days after he had a major stomachectomy? If Sophia has been missing that long, she's either been zombified or kidnapped by backwoods rednecks. No wonder Herschel wants this group of speed-healing idiots gone.