Andre Rousimoff Memorial BAttle Royal

If I remember correctly, Gotham is supposed to be in New Jersey and Metropolis is in Delaware. Central City is in Missouri, Blue Valley is in Nebraska, Coast City and Star City are in California, and Opal is in Maryland .

If they were going to pick any of the Transformers books, it should have been More Than Meets the Eye. An amazing book that effortlessly shifts from action to comedy to romance to horror and back again, always well thought out and executed and above all else, always fun.

Waid wrote a better Wally West and gave us Bart Allen and the Speed Force, but his version of The Rogues was meh. Johns' take on The Rogues is far superior.

I'm just sad that with Spider-Man's rights belonging to Sony, we won't get to hear her call Flash Thompson a "fucking repressed dickhead retard" or see Peter Parker's reaction.

Fuck Telltale. Their games are buggy pieces of shit and it's an absolute gamble if content from one episode will actually transfer to the next, and Telltale never fixes the bugs since they already have your money. It's a goddamn shame as the content is pretty great, but the tech is dogshit.

"There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain."

Shut the fuck up. Stan Lee is a national treasure.

Hawk the Slayer is rubbish!

It should be "one chants out between two worlds".

I think I've only cried once as an adult and had never cried when watching a movie or TV show, but when I first saw that episode on DVD a few years ago, I just started bawling uncontrollably. That ending absolutely kills me. Nothing else in pop culture has made me cry, but the last 15 minutes or so of Sling Blade came…

War of Kings basic plot was fine, but I didn't care for the way they tried to integrate the Guardians, the Inhumans and the X-Men. The only good thing about War of Kings is that they got rid of Vulcan, who was a crap character. As for the Cancerverse storyline, I just felt that trying to shoehorn an HP Lovecraft story…

Tremendous book, but it went off the rails towards the end. The War of Kings and Cancerverse/Thanos Imperative storylines were utter shit.

Pretty good selections, but you should have included some Thanos material like Thanos Quest, Infinity Gauntlet or his brief solo series.

Dark Souls 2. It's not quite as good as the first one, but it still kicks the shit out of just about every other game out there.

Obviously, all of the Zahn books are must reads and the KOTOR games are fantastic, but I'd like to champion the Knights of the Old Republic comic book series that Dark Horse put out. The story is set a few years prior to the KOTOR games and is centered on an idealistic Jedi apprentice and his companions. The series is…

Sorry to be that guy, but the title of episode 17 is "I Think We Should Have Sex".

Darkseid isn't fit to smell Thanos' shit. He's a boring, one-dimensional character.

1. Norm MacDonald
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Mike Myers
4. Dana Carvey
5. Janeane Garofalo

Your costume's bad and you should feel bad!