Is that a joke?

It's easier than refuting anything you said.

Not a pretentious person. Pretty straight-forward. Total badass.

I put on some beer weight one summer after college and people acted like I'd just given up on life. "If you need to talk…."

I lived in Boulder and lived in constant horror of my male friends. I don't know how women live there. Either you're gorgeous and harassed or a normal person who is never up to par. Nightmare scenario. Liberal men often think they're incapable of being pigs due to a glut of otherwise enlightened sensibilities.…

The hate seemed excessive and so I went. I have very little invested in this and thought it was a fine Batman movie. I don't think 'like' is the right word but people act like this movie shot their parents. Snyder is clearly a lot more interested in Batman than he is in Superman, and that's a shame, but I question…

A show for smart people broadcast in an idiotic format was somehow unsuccessful.

We're going to have a bunch of white dudes coming in here stating opinions as fact, so we're going to need everyone to just step back at least 500 feet.

There is no rule that says dogs can't play basketball. Just an FYI

This news has twelve-year-old me all pissed off and flipping everybody off. I don't care though.

It's appropriate you used so many colons for all this shit.

Marky Mark Makes a Joke

I think that's the only way that happens.

Doesn't HAVE to be…

Cabin Fever wasn't actually very good. The first hour was interesting and then it totally fell apart.

Is Tarantino still all about this dude? I don't get it.

I feel pretty good now, I suppose.

I accept your challenge.

Please. Why? Oh.

Agree that he's wrong. Only human beings should be allowed to comment on what is realistic human behavior.