You should just cum right on the iPhone. Do it for Harris.

Hey, who doesn't love finding themselves earnestly moved by not only a comedy podcast, but then a review of that podcast? I love tearing up in traffic! Hooray for things!

Foam Corner forever. A truly funny guy.

Why does anyone respond to a shit stain like this? What are you going to accomplish? He's either a troll or pure garbage. Don't waste your time.

Noooooooooope.

Oh good. This show needed more tall, skinny people with black hair. Good on 'em.

It was good. I'm pretty sure you liked it.

You are not LaBoeuf.

He doesn't know who the fuck you are either. It's on his album.

Barry Bonds went to prison?

The only thing that less sincere than drummed up outrage by Sarah Palin is drummed up outrage in her honor.

Better do all those things. Just in case.

Sherry Lewis or Lambchop?

And don't forget to call snowmobiles 'snow machines'! The Palins have given our culture so much, I think we should all thank them by setting them adrift on a big THANK YOU ice floe.

Minor Threat
First Demo Tape.