Nerd.

Nerd.

Can't complain… Except for that NBA lock out.

Can't complain… Except for that NBA lock out.

Pardon my ignorance but is Elle Fanning the daughter of Dakota Fanning? How old is Dakota now? Twelve? My my my, kids these days.

Pardon my ignorance but is Elle Fanning the daughter of Dakota Fanning? How old is Dakota now? Twelve? My my my, kids these days.

I got a sweet bicycle for my birthday one year. This movie speaks to me.

I got a sweet bicycle for my birthday one year. This movie speaks to me.

The reason is: a lawyer is about as excentric and personable as a houseplant. No amount of editing could turn instructing your assistant to file a court pleading into a suspenseful plot point.

The reason is: a lawyer is about as excentric and personable as a houseplant. No amount of editing could turn instructing your assistant to file a court pleading into a suspenseful plot point.

Elder, put that in your pipe and…

Elder, put that in your pipe and…

Definitely not the metal genre, amirite boys.

Definitely not the metal genre, amirite boys.