I'm sorry Catgun, but you'll never get them to actually watch this garbage. Even *I* don't want to see it for all it's awfulness. Okay look, maybe I do I hate myself enough to torrent and watch it just to see how bad it is (because that's never backfired) but I doubt you could get another soul to volunteer for that.

I watched Pacific Rim this weekend (god it was stupid) and really the only part I perked up for was when him and Cocksure F. Douchebag got into a fight, which made me think about how many millions of dollars they spent on special effects when the most memorable thing for me was hot dudes roughhousing.

It's debatable whether it's NSFW. I mean he's got a coffee cup over his dong. I didn't even clear my browsing history after that (don't take that as a challenge).

Only two sips? I…I can't. I feel like I need to finish everything they pour me, even if it's some nasty Chardonnay (and there's always a nasty Chardonnay). I always fill up the glass with water between wines and chug that down to help balance it out but that probably doesn't help as much as I'd hope. I think the only…

So glad to hear that your treatment has been going well! Thanks for letting us all know that you're okay :)

When I was having stomach problems and was losing weight I drank a lot of my calories by way of juice and smoothies and that helped. Oh and ice cream really puts on some pounds, although yeah not so healthy. I've eaten almond butter right out of the jar. I think I'm at a good weight now. I like being on the thinner…

You give me too much credit, I'm not that smooth, I'd be like a deer in the headlights if I saw Tom Hardy, too stunned to move or react at all.

I don't want you to think I ignored this, but…I don't know how to break it to you…I'm not a fan of GTA. Nonetheless I hope you can find some cool people on here to play with.

I like IPAs sometimes. I eat so much damn candy that a really bitter hoppy beer can really help reset the palate. Overall though, more of a wine drinker. Hmm seems like there's never a wine thread (although I'm only on page 9 so who knows). Man I went to this winery last weekend and did a tasting and they had TWELVE…

I like that dress — I particularly like the length of the sleeves.

Jeggings are bad and look awful on most people. They look okay on me but I'm embarrassed to wear them and they tend to be too tight in the crotch and I don't like it. [page 4]

While I dislike polo shirts, I save my fiery hatred for goddamn cargo shorts. Those things are SO UGLY, I wish every last pair on earth would be burned in a fire.

I've been making a lot of fish lately, because I don't get any protein. I tried some egg white protein powder, but the cost of ONE packet is more than the cost of a dozen eggs, and that doesn't sit well with me. Also, it annoys me that so many protein powders contain stevia or other unnecessary ingredients. I've also…

I also love cookbooks for reading. Magazines too, I subscribe to so many, but never really make anything. It's good enough just to look at the delicious food and get a couple ideas, but (and I know this sounds pathetic) cooking for one is tough (and I'm not a fan of leftovers).

So what did you think of having sex with the girl? (obviously not much, given your preference now, but did you actively dislike it or just indifferent?) It's something I've thought about, seems like it could be interesting if not for being a logistical nightmare.

FINE MORE FOR ME (what can I say, I like pretty boys)

I didn't like Upstream Color or Holy Motors that much either (haven't seen Tree of Life). It's not that they are poorly made or terrible but they make me feel crazy since they are so well regarded here, I feel like I must be watching different movies because I can't believe that would be essential viewing.

Especially Young Mickey Rourke! He's the reason I watched this (which was a loooong time ago, and I remember not liking it).

I'm sure we'll get to play sometime, I'm hoping there will be a price drop after the PS4 comes out, so can get a PS3 on a door buster Christmas sale for super cheap. It would also be nice to upgrade my computer so I can play more of the games I bought on Steam. I'm getting so far behind on games again.

SO LATE. I don't think I've even read any Newswires today. I had to do most of my work today from a computer that wasn't connected to the internet. Uhh let's see, I watched The Hobbit. Two comments: I was disappointed by there being no Benedict Cumberbatch (I already knew he wasn't in there but still sad) and that…