If I ever met someone who called him "that British guy from 'This Means War'" I would find it difficult to restrain myself from slapping them across the face. That bitch is so far at the back of the line that I get to go multiple times before she even can think of moving up.

I would love to see your reaction as you're watching it. I hope you somehow hate it more than I do. I'm glad you liked my comment, I think about taking it down sometimes, I can't believe I wrote that much, but I like to think of that comment area as my little office space where people can go to reach me anytime of day…

I like that you haven't watched it. I do wonder if you ever will, though I can't imagine you'd ever want to put yourself through that. I also recently discovered that the movie theater version was different than the version I saw, and that the version I saw (the directors cut) was like 7 minutes longer and included…

Hey @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus I just wanted to say I'm sorry about that shitty relationship stuff. I know all about it, and it's gotten me down too. I would like to apologize on behalf of the women who have ignored you, because I have done stuff like that before, although your situation sounds a…

Hey Scrawler, speaking of Valentines Day, let us never forget what was unleashed on the world last year for Valentine's Day.

There are plenty of guys that don't write back too.

You beat it and then it runs away and you have to fight it again, part of the ship is broken off, but it's way harder than the first round because it swarms you with drones. I heard from my friend that the last ship is the same difficultly on both easy and normal, it's just the rest of the game that is different (I…

You are a monster, Spice Weasel. Look what you've done to us.

You are a monster, Spice Weasel. Look what you've done to us.

I'm sorry about your cats, Spice Weasel. I still get sad when I remember all of my pets that have passed away over the years, even that little fiddler crab I had for only a month when I was 8. *feels sad*

I'm sorry about your cats, Spice Weasel. I still get sad when I remember all of my pets that have passed away over the years, even that little fiddler crab I had for only a month when I was 8. *feels sad*

I'm going to admit that I don't really know anything about Chris Pratt, but I totally approve of that picture. You're doing God's work, Jesus.

I also live in Virginia. He can come to my workplace and clean out the inside of all of our fume hoods, which are coated in some seriously toxic, hazardous chemicals. I don't think they've been cleaned in over a decade, so it's pretty much instant cancer for anyone who gets in there.

I'd like to tell you to watch Bronson, but I don't think you'll like it. That scene I described was cool, but overall: weird movie. And while it does have naked, greased up Tom Hardy, it is somehow surprisingly unsexy.

Thanks, E.Buzz. Taking things one day at a time, and trying to not get too worked up about things. FTL is so good! I haven't played it recently but for a while that's all I was playing. I hate getting boarded by like 5 mantis, or when fires start and the O2 room is broken…it's such a good game. I still haven't beaten…

Thanks Hat! Somehow that does make things better. 

I know that it is childish, but I like guys who are more distant and are not so much in my face about how much they might like me. No one likes playing games, but I get scared off if it seems like someone is way too into me and I haven't even made up my mind about them yet.

I like it when Tom Hardy traps that one guard in his cell because he wants to start trouble, and they are just kind of standing around not knowing what to do, and then Tom Hardy strips down and you're like damn and then he gets all greased up and makes that dude help out with the greasing (and I was like I wish I was…

I started playing Spec Ops: The Line. I've only played a couple hours but I'm not too impressed so far, since I dislike military shooters, but I've heard this one is good, and that there is some crazy twist that is supposed to happen that will make it worthwhile, but so far it is bland. I haven't had a lot of free…

I've dealt with enough of these guys to know that when they start talking to you about hentai, they are just trying to get a reaction out of you, and don't really want to talk about hentai. Once this dude started talking to me about that hentai where the guy gets super powers from breast milk and I totally knew about…