Wow between this and a new Hot Water Music album the me from 13 years ago is totally psyched.

Water, my ass! Get this guy some pepto bismol!

This show is pretty awful. It makes me miss the days of 5am viewings of the syndicated The Lost World on TNT

Can I submit my essay for Noam Chomsky? I'm dying to know exactly what it was he said about eating pussy.

First, I'd hardly say paying someone $20,000 to drive you somewhere can be considered kidnapping. Secondly the Julia Stiles romance was pre-existing, they were an item before the events of the first movie at least thats the impression they give in the 3rd film.

Uhh no they haven't. Statham doesn't kidnap the girl in the movie he rescues her

John Voight's LeBaron?

Starbursts are like the Pepperidge Farm of candy

This is a movie that was crying out for the subtly and nuance of the acting stylings of one Samuel L Jackson.

Jon Voight in Anaconda…. best latin american accent ever or worst? Seriously it was so bad and forced it was distracting which to be honest may make it the best, because anything that took away from focusing on the movie cant be a bad thing

they were pretty clear that they had moved on from anacondas to reticulated pythons werent they? i didnt pay much attention to the movie but i think they did mention it, right?

Yeah its the Haunting youre thinking of. House on Haunted Hill was the Chris Kattan tour de force and when Geoffrey Rush went slumming.

the painted man haurnts my dreams

Good god, 2nd or 3rd grade!? thank you for making me feel old.

actually it 13 tzameti's special features there was a pretty lengthy interview with a supposed real life participant in such "competitions"

A Beverly Hills Cop Tv show? Finally the oppurtunity for that Paul Reiser comeback we've all been waiting for!

I think Ross will opt for subtle knee slappers instead

You left out Max Payne. Next year is sizing up well with Max Payne 3 in March and GTA probably October

Ive always had that problem after having long sessions of Dirt or Forza. I get in my car and drive like an idiot for a few miles before I realise 'oh yeah i cant just reset if I crash'

Agreed. Vice City is clearly the best one of the series.