That 32 years was a blessing.

I agree that some people have been exaggerating how funny and awesome it is. Maybe it is taking the place in the hearts of Futurama junkies.

I "agree".

Tantruming was JMP's major in college.

A SJW isn't just another word for "role model". It means someone, for example, who thinks that trans bathrooms are the important civil rights battle of this generation. In other words, a spoiled idiot.

There is money to be made!

There would just be two dozen "Mike Pence is gay-hating Hitler" articles instead.

This is applicable every Tuesday and Thursday night.

He needs more earrings.

Do Not Touch Bieber. Good advice.

Dissing Bill Cosby? You don't care whose toes you step on!

The man is a giver.

You don't want to anger up Bieber's spicy Latin blood.

If Hulk sues the AV Club, all he will get is some slightly soiled Dawes albums.

Oh boy! Ree-Yees is confirmed! Or just a member of his species, I guess.

No Jiliac the Hutt, no movie ticket!

Anyone else remember those Mario CYOA books that came with Pringles in the 90s? That was the last time anyone enthusiastically bought Pringles.

Don't be mean.

Is "that guy" now the name of someone who disproves SJW shibboleths?

Welcome to the party, pal!