Death is the only recourse.

AV Club writers always believe their kindly Sony masters…..as long as it conforms to their worldview.

Don't forget wrestling!

I demand my clickbait EVISCERATIONS and DECIMATIONS!

You mean hating Trump doesn't give us a free pass to keep being greedy assholes?

Its a secret success!

Is Dyson implying that black people can't meet black cops on the street and live to tell about it?

Maybe its England that has a problem if their old men are being belligerent to little girls who they don't even know.

But surely good feels would have saved us!

As opposed to the Bush era when it was just the first five minutes.

He gives all Dysons, especially the vacuum guy, a bad name.

2000? I could have sworn it was from around 2005 or later. Time sure flies.

"This is supposed to get you a husband?"

I got a Power Glove notification for this?!

Santa might be white, but his elves are affirmative action picks.

You think the wife is hot? I don't know if its just the animation style, her sad sack personality or the fact that she is usually bundled up in ugly clothes, but it looks like she has a giant waist and butt. She makes Peggy Hill look sexy.

But its okay when a cool black guy does it!

Now you know how George Bush Sr. felt.

People here would support Charlie Manson if he got on the Never Trump train.

America 2032: John Dean claims newly elected Republican President (fill in the blank) is a million billion times worse than Donald Trump. People continue not to care.