You don't care whose toes you step on!

They are pro-choice as long as you don't differ from them in any way.

I was being good. I didn't even call you a sore loser, snowflake, SJW cuck!

Colbert's audience is totally behind social progress as long as they are told beforehand what to clap about.

Where is the all female Shasta McNasty?

Did Huck run against Obama twice? Man, I must be more out of it than I thought!

I am pretty sure In Living Color would have been cancelled at least 10 years ago for their homophobic sketches.

He told me to join the Socialist Fun Club.

2004 called. They want their ridiculous Michael Moore hype back.

Batgirl? More like……slightly overweight looking actress who shouldn't have been cast as an athletic superhero girl.

Are Latino street gang members the newest identity group in need of protection? Who cares what the Attorney General's motivation is?

Hell of a 7 years!

The Martha Kent in first Superman movie was 59 years old. I am sure she was a nice woman, but no one was calling her hot back in 1978.

Why are the mother figures of superheroes so hot nowadays?

You can't really blame them. Colbert's audience didn't get their updated anti-Trump talking points.

Random Dead Agents: Lets all thank Fitz for killing us because he couldn't pretend to love a crazy chick for a couple of days!

How dare he!

Steve Harvey would not have done well in an Aaron Sorkin walk and talk down a hallway.

He doesn't sound like a condescending intellectual now.

You can't own digital content, maaaaan….