Her henchman's hair is the color of ebony. I repeat, ebony.

At the end of each show, you could tell that the kids who got the Africa map were thinking "God damn it!".

Great. Now we will have holograms threatening to move to Canada if a Republican is elected

I knew keeping Festers Quest for 30 years would pay off!

That's my biggest fear about using eBay for video games.

Look, Lucas was going to use a more creative name but it would have required less sitting down.

Palpy was the exception to the rule that the Jedi train their own best killers

Its time for the boring, EU knockoff Star Wars movies to end.

The voices all just sound horrible but I am hoping they will grow on me.

They had better technobabble a way to bring Grant to the real world.

I root for the rich snob in romantic comedies.

The lamest part of Celebrity Apprentice was the non-mention of that.

If you name your group "The Chainsmokers", you better be British, mohawked and wear leather jackets! Not look like a Justin Bieber cover band!

The fights are also rastafied 10%.

MTV loves wrestling too?

Trevor Noah's abortion is The Daily Show.

Getting fired while still getting paid is my life's ambition!

This boy must have a thing for Asian girls.

Dig up her bones!

The popular opinion of people who think US entry in WW 1 was a mistake is that Germany wouldn't have been able to win a decisive enough victory by 1917 anyway. In other words, there would have been no German version of the Versailles treaty. Just a marginal German domination of Western Europe that might have lasted a…