Smugness was their default worldview until Election Night.

Where's Dawes?

Trump has driven lefties so crazy, they are now pining for the wise hand of Kaiser Bill. What next? Longing for Idi Amin's immigration policy?

Yeah. Then she gained a couple pounds, took up with a drug lord and cried about the President calling her chunky for six months. But she has mysteriously disappeared now, so its OK.

You have been miserable for a lot longer than Trump's victory. I see you on this site rant against not just conservatives but liberals who aren't socialist enough for you.

JMP's ilk constantly say that limiting immigration from Muslim countries will win ISIS new recruits who will terrorize us.

I am sure you predicted Trump would have us in Mad Max world by now, so I can't really trust your predictions.

Aw, did some mean boy grab you by the pussy cat today?

Al Capone's vault is not impressed.

I don't hate anyone but the Lefty talking point that we have to accept unlimited Muslim immigration or they will murder us is horribly ineffective for any thinking person.

Has your doctor prescribed Prozac yet? I am afraid its going to get worse for you these four years.

"Muslims are peaceful and if you disagree with that, they will kill us!"

They would rather drink and play with dinosaur toys?

Songs that would have been funny during Lewis's "flight":

That dog has been blacklisted.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

It would have been sad watching Principal Needlenose Ned get eaten. But I do prefer the actual geeky looking Willow.

"Trump is such a racist for thinking we all care about rappers!"

Hans was the very definition of a useful idiot.

Burn those bras!