And now we meet in an abandoned bus…..

And that, kids, is how I met your lesbian mother.

The Storage War guys said the tape was "money in the bank".

This better not overshadow my Speed 2 VHS project.

Exactly. But these people don't have the energy to monitor everyone like Boston Rob did.

Use it for a Jeff Probst backrub.

Theres nothing funny about a thin gym teacher.

Eat lead, slacker!

Not the mama!

Spoiler: Dig got dugged.

I'd like a Cybermorph please.

I'll just take my business to Babbages!

They were all dressing like Blossom.

Your dad giving you your warrior nickname is kinda lame. Ragnar is an early helicopter parent.

The other royalty of Mercia must be pretty bad if Princess Nympho is their best prospect.

Ecbert has really overestimated the Viking population at this time. Destroying that raiding party would buy them decades.

The Soviet Union wasn't known for no strings attached foreign aid either.

Elizabeth: I haven't been fucked like that since Stalin Youth school!

I long for the days when Al Bundy and his family moved to a supermarket because it was too hot out.

He must be talking about the Jennifer Love Hewitt episode.