The Simpsons just needs to make it 1995 again through science or magic.

I'd rather take an order from Bill Clinton than hear that guy's snooty, high-toned voice again, sir.

That guy is some kind of mo-ron.

Cheek Week is my favorite.

I'm sure he was hoping Ragnar would just settle down in England and forget about stuff at home. But then he got to thinking that wasn't likely.

If she were smart, she shouldn't go on any private strolls outside. A lot of "wolves" out there….

These "ghost killing people" horror movies feel like cheating.Whatever happened to good, wholesome horror movies that showed the consesquences of having premarital sex and letting deformed boys drown?

Ragnar: The line must be drawn HEAH!

Some other liberal white comedian?

You must try the hot special!

Lame as it ever was.

"Ponda Baba" is much more dignified than "Walrus Man".

Han was already like 8 by the time the Clone Wars ended. I hope you realize how foolish you made yourself look.

I want my cloned Palpatine, dammit!

They are done. Professionally.

Depends on how good Philip is at staging a drug overdose.

Sure its all butt sex and sweet talk at the start of a marriage, but it eventually degrades to yelling about sink hair after a few months.

I wanted to like this show for SMG, but then I realized it wasn't 1998 and she wasn't wearing miniskirts.

And Pete got kicked off of it for fighting.

Its already too late. Better put her up for adoption.