Its weird how people like Han doubt the Force in ANH when Jedi had been well known for thousands of years.

This show is very true to life detailing how handsome young white sons of congressmen never achieve dreams as easily as overweight young black women do.

Also the entire mysterious clone army was contributed by Count Dooku's hired thug.

No happy endings? Does that mean Darth Maul will never learn how to balance a family and career?

Like all sitcom character jobs, I'm sure its the bare minimum of actual work.

Was he going to that party? It sounded like he was embarrassed about it and wasn't even participating. He didn't have a "date" or anything.

So the fact that Lily had sex with him a month ago that resulted in pregnancy means that she really loves the family now? Marvin means nothing?

Hes more of a "Jeremy" than a dad.

Then the giant God hand flicked Tyson across the state.

Al Jean is a big liarface doodyhead!

1985 Anthony Michael Hall was much scarier than Ms. Bieber.

No but I do think he would lick a mental hospital patient.

If the Ambiguously Gay Duo was playing now, don't you think the AV Club would be criticizing it?

I'd defile that corpse! Hubba hubba!

The brain is the most delicious part of a monkey.

Even if Raj could find a traditional Indian girl to marry him, he is too metrosexual and American to make it last. She'd probably end up murdering him.

Maybe Stuart couldn't afford his Prozac anymore.

Your code name is "Travolta Diesel".

ON YOUR KNEES!

They learned from Franquesqua's double boot.