I just want the computer woman from Virtuosity.

Whats the point of dating her if she has no body? Her great personality?

The liberal internationalists never went away. They just were angry at Bush over domestic stuff so they pretended to be libertarian until 2009.

Its not that they loved Bush so much as that they hated your guys.

When a problem comes along, you must whip it. Whip it good.

I miss the old SNL that just gave you a going away beating and a pound of cocaine.

Activia!

Yeah I've been pretty desperate but 300 pound crack smokers are over and above my limit.

I use the royal "it".

Both not as good as "I have 6 months to live".

Her Bob Dornan jokes are pretty good.

She'll rub their asses!

Shes also the only one who had a reasonable reaction to Kissgate.

I really think if John had just told her the next day that Toby's mom in law gave him a drunken kiss and he didn't pull away fast, Kathryn wouldn't have freaked out.

Will Smith will remake it but only if his son plays the drug dealer kid.

His brother was funnier on Mad TV.

You want a giant horn in your nose? How will you wear hats?

Does no one but me work with old people who dont know how to scan?

It also confused a generation of people who thought Needles was mentioned in a forgotten scene of the first movie.

Lebouf will have unretired by then and ready to ruin another 80s movie sequel.