But how will The Daily Show fill the first half of its show four days a week?

This time, the aliens are just going to frame Muslims for the stuff they blow up.

They should do a cartoon version of OZ where McGruff becomes Clifford the Big Red Dog's prag.

Too bad it got so unrealistic past the 5th season or so. I mean, they want to have a baby when they were near poverty level with 3 kids already and both in their 40s?

The movie was so bad, it created a time vortex.

No King Ralph? WTF?

They could be bottoms. You don't know.

YOU BOJO!

I remember The Naked Truth: Tea Leone wearing short skirts and that embarrassing episode where Anna Nicole Smith was portrayed as the most beautiful woman in the world.

I've lost track of the seasons but its probably time for their usual Dick Cheney clone mastermind.

Monuments Men II plus Monuments Men V equals Monuments Men VII: Eva Braun's Revenge!

All I know is never bet on the white hispanic guy.

A comatose Chihuahua is more dangerous than Justin Bieber.

Bieber is used to putting his hand between two pillows.

The show must be boring if even The Soup checked out after 2 or 3 episodes.

I wouldn't say Morgan has great comic timing.

The Progressive Sex Toy agenda is destroying this country! In my Grandmother's day, women valued their family dildoes, passed down from generation to generation.

Why would Ted have given Victoria a locket that belonged to Robin? It would be pretty hard for me to forget about a locket I spent a day digging up in Central Park. I thought she just randomly took it from his apartment which is pretty weird in itself.

I totally agree. Beverly Hills 90210 was probably the worst offender in that regard. After high school, practically every male/female permutation was tried.

Yep, that covers it.