Has anyone ever bought a car solely because they saw an ad for it? Do these people actually exist?

Ditka!

The optimism about the value of a college degree is pretty adorable.

Unfortunately, no one can go to Short Dog's house because he moved to the suburbs and got a condo a couple years back. He also finished college, became an investment banker, got married and goes by Leonard Doggington now. His wife frowns upon craps and other forms of gambling and he really doesn't want to upset her by…

Its a good thing you changed the battery in your pager so you can discern that it is "blowing up".

He did have a lot of garage sale self-porn.

Easy answer: The show was so popular, he was asked to come back to the updated version like Jack Webb did with Dragnet.

Remember when Milhouse couldn't do his lines because his mouth was full of jellybeans?

Comparing this episode with last week's new Simpsons episode about Hollywood just shows how unsubtle the show is now i.e. the snorting cocaine gag.

I'm seeing double! Four Cookie Monsters!

Its been a long time since I saw the movie, but wasn't the Governor just doing the seceding because he was pissed about his mistress leaving him or something?

Yep, they really made an effort to get you to watch that hour's worth of The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

My favorite part of Avatar was when the crazy Union general pissed himself.

Hey fungirls, get a room!

I think it was in bad taste to headline his obituary with "And the Rest".

Ah am a lawyer!

Are we positive its not the biblical woman?

That show only lasted so long in the hopes that Dharma would get naked.

Her not-secret love of tomato soup?

Was it "rape" rape?