Having sex with Taye Diggs?

Anthony Michael Hall did more drugs from 1984 to 1989 than the worst ghetto in New York.

You've got deceased hearing organs, brother!

Are we sure one of them isn't just Finesse Mitchel in women's clothing?

Kardashianed.

I knew buying 50,000 copies of Superman 64 would pay off someday! China, here I come!

I haven't pre-ordered since the SNES days. Back when popular games at Toys R' Us really did run out fast sometimes.

That would explain why they were so cocky.

Are you talking about the Alien Vs. Predator game for the Atari Jaguar? I don't want spend another 4 hours mapping ventilation systems to find a key card!

Would it be in bad taste if they just replaced him with the guy who parodied him in Not Another Teen Movie?

That "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" sketch that has been simmering for 15 years can finally be realized!

That was the early 90s. Back when people still cared about not stealing stuff. Thank God that fad passed.

I liked how Lenny and Carl captured my thoughts about James Bond.

We had to put up with a lot of crap to get to Pinky and the Brain.

Star Whackers gotta whack somebody.

You dad is a pothead with an earring too?

I had that vehicle. It was purple and I think it shot missiles that looked like eyeballs.

Are you being ironic, man?

It has been downgraded to "Star Wars Holiday Special" level of canon.

I don't know what a "Magic City" is and I don't wanna know!