She never saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Otherwise, she would know too much eye makeup makes her look like a whore.

At some point, I hope Leachman hauls ass to Lollapalooza.

*came here for Kim Kardashian "hooked on the brothers" joke*

Its like raaaaaaaaain on your wedding day!

I just wanna suck on her eyes!

Hey y'all, my dad was a child molester who caused a bunch of other people to get blown up on a plane with him! So I've been good!

Well, Juice didn't grow up in this atmosphere, like Jax and Opie did. Clay was like a father to him since he became a member so Clay's downfall probably hit him harder than it did everyone else.

Tara would only be Shane if she spent 3 episodes running around Charming hiding instead of driving her ass out of the state ASAP.

You need to respect our need for diaperplay.

It was funny as hell watching an entire crime family get mowed down in 30 seconds. How can there NOT be repercussions?

Unless Piz gets violently beaten with a tire iron 10 minutes into the movie, it will suck.

Sounds like you missed out on some "I'm going to grind your penis off to get back at my asshole ex-husband" sex.

Tell me more!

Also, Baby Kirk is too young to have an adult son who will get killed by Doc Brown.

Porkins's daughter will be played by Imogen Gay Poots.

Is the Magic Minority the more politically correct version of the Magical Black Man now?

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!

Don't you mean "4get"?

A little too ironic.

The Survivor Code is really more what you would call "guidelines" than actual rules.