Look at all these Jewish dogs!

The dog lived for 19 friggin years. Surely he wasn't that active the last 3-4 years. Probably in pain a lot of the time too. I'd say he was more than ready to move on.

Thats pretty much the story of how my parents and I put down my 15 year old childhood dog in 2009. Once he couldn't even support his own weight with his legs, we knew it was time.

Ulysses S. Grant is palling around with a terrorist! Who killed Union soldiers in cold blood! Which he pretty much admitted! And Grant doesn't seem to care!

Listen, and understand. Shia LeBeouf is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until your good 80s movie gets a horrible remake/sequel.

You might be thinking of The Sarah Connor Chronicles, where every other person was a time traveler from the Skynet future.

Thats a really sad thing to happen on your birthday.

And no invisible Kevin Bacon raping people?

You ask that on every thread.

Well I just miss the days when a white, middle-aged, bald man with glasses could convincingly play a psychotic street gang leader.

Nononononononononononononononononononono!!

What about taping songs from the radio? Did that come back yet?

Wasn't there also one episode of Buffy where a space demon showed up? 

Spike/Giles?

The NES version of Maniac Mansion is still a fond memory.

Damn, can't she just be Kiki?

James Franco……..is a gay.

There was also that episode of The Larry Sanders Show where Larry was just roasted the entire episode while barely paying attention to it.

Wait, so everyone hates Small Soldiers now? I remember when it came out and everyone was praising it for how cool looking it was.

That story about the kid stuck in the pinball machine forever still scares me.  As does the idea that kids were still excitedly playing pinball in 1992.