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They are still less ridiculous looking than Wolf Blitzer.

I liked how the character of the Preserver left a good deal of ambiguity about whether the guy was truly evil or not. I mean, he was saving non-sentient lifeforms and the presence of the Dodo suggests he wasn't acting like Brainiac and killing them all off and taking one specimen for his own enjoyment. Its also funny

Remember that time in Middle School when you farted in class and didn't talk to anyone for a couple days because you were so embarrassed? This is like that.

And then he'll make a Trayvon Martin reference.

It bothers me! Half the fun of watching a bad movie is imagining how the creator really wanted to make a good movie.

Dammit Sander! Are you just going to let this Russkie insult you and your SNL friends? I thought you were Pro-America?

He didn't even mention the ivory dealer in the Simpson's elephant episode!

Yeah I prefer the 50s and 60s ones with just a guy in a bad suit. Also, Hobgoblins.

Its cooler to watch goons rob banks then steal credit card numbers.

Its also a ripoff of every shooter video game where you fight a shark-like creature.

The only solace is that the spunky walk and talkers will get eaten in a hallway.

I"m pretty sure he would try for custody in the alternate timeline. He was pretty energized to connect with Bay when he found out about her and he was almost stalking the lost child he had with a woman he didn't even care about this season.

I dunno about his beliefs regarding homosexuality in general, but for gay marriage, he was definitely in the mainstream 10 years ago, undoubtedly along with some of the people on here now criticizing him.

I'd like a vomit icon for all my high school acquaintance's baby posts, whether they are gay or straight.

PTA meetings.

If Kurt was alive, he could be gay or into fat chicks now! We just don't know!

The Van Buren Boys would rape them in prison.

Old School Nickelodeon Like.

Bieber warshes himself with a rag on a stick.

A sitcom can't have TWO black guys. Its ridiculous!