I'd love to cuddle with her while playing Super Mario 3.

Gad must be flattered by everyone thinking he is what people imagine
when they think of anti-social computer nerds.

But he didn't have a beard until a couple years ago.

If Steve Jobs looked like Ashton Kutcher in college and was getting laid, why would he have even bothered with computers?

Is he going to crap in Schillingers mouth?

Yep thats it.

Speaking of incest, a couple years ago I stumbled on this really graphic web-comic about incest that had hundreds of strips. One of the plots was a mother wanting to fuck her teenage son. I think it was Japanese inspired. Anyone have a clue what it might be?

A famous person I liked died? That hardly ever happens!

I'd settle for Sarah Michelle Gellar's.

Kiss my grits!

Was your dad a GI?

Wiig was always attractive. Were people not paying attention to her from 2005 until last year?

She was a fembot in the first movie.

MOOKIE!

Imagine OZ all Muppet!

Mika didn't want to catch British by being too close to two of them.

I'm not really understanding the whole Maui, Kansas thing. Is it a year-round carnival? Do those even exist? Wouldn't they run out of customers pretty quickly, especially in a low population state like Kansas?

Damn, I can't find Disc 4!

And then cheats on his Moon wife.

At least the homeless guy who molested me didn't waste as much of my time as Episodes I-III did.