She no Eric Christen Olsen playing high schoolers when he was 32.

The News will be there, but not Huey Lewis.

Man, Carter gets no credit from any side nowadays. Liberals say he did nothing liberal and conservatives say he did nothing conservative.

If Cutler had been making comments about how the anti-war protestors were traitors or something, Ginsberg's crazy ranting would at least have had some provocation. Instead, he got mad because a WW2 vet, who has seen more death than Ginsberg ever will, was trying to run the business that employs him.

My dad had a horrible death because I had incredible sex!

This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

*AV Club collectively gets a boner*

Weren't there already half a dozen restaurants at Universal? Did they all close down or is the park just now really oversaturated with restaurants?

No Alien Resurrection either wtf.

I'd like to get the black lung from her (circa 2000)!

Now that was a memorable ceremony!

If Hurwitz didn't want his work changed by angry fans, he shouldn't have sucked so bad!

I'm gonna go home and get cancer from my wife!

Shes untouchable, bitch!

Tell it to me in Star Wars.

As long as it has Alison Brie naked in the shower.

The movie also never showed how he overpowered the soldier in charge of him on the plane.

Ice to meet you!

Isn't he still in Pog form.

How did The Blind Side leave you?