I feel like the butt plug would be less open to ridicule if it had a classier name like the "Posterior Sensitizer".

It takes more time to flourish now than it did in his Superman IV days.

"Dad, was it really necessary to tell us about Aunt Robin falling for the "Naked Man" and Zoey and the Captain's horrible sex life?

Maybe theres an accident at the wedding and Robin and the Mother have to be sewed together in one body.

I'm sure Pete is still pissed at her for letting (in his mind) his dad blow all of his inheritance.

I can't wait to see which rich, old, vaguely conservative white guy will be the hidden mastermind behind having Arabs/Russians/Africans killing Americans just to make slightly more money than they already have!

Is Pete the Warren in this scenario? Because I could see him killing Peggy's lesbian friend while aiming at Don.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus There is nothing magical about being born on American soil. Thats why the birther thing is so stupid. The only thing that matters is your parents' status. People claiming otherwise are just repeating rumors they thought were true from god knows where.

How would anyone not pick Bieber to kill in this scenario? Or really any scenario.

Noah on the Sopranos really cemented that.

@avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7:disqus I'd rather date that Jewish teacher Ginsberg freaked out than any of the female stars of the show. She seems like she has less issues.

Shes the mother of a full grown adult child. Women that age in 1968 were likely to be dowdy by then. Unless they were a hip, husband-swapping soap star I guess.

@avclub-199c40dac30bbdbaa42a8d565f78c136:disqus Abe will never waive his squatters rights.

He looks like a Steve Carell who took up weightlifting instead of comedy.

@avclub-63c17d596f401acb520efe4a2a7a01ee:disqus That might have worked if he saw Pete in the bar/waiting room area but they were right in the bedrooms hallway.

I think we learned a lot about his race. They are apparently like the Dominion in that they are able to enslave hundreds of different alien species, many of them larger and stronger than themselves and they don't seem to have any rivals at war with them. This suggests they have a vast technological advantage over most…

Since the senator is almost certainly named on the Birth Certificate, maybe Angela agrees to take a settlement in exchange for no child support for the next 17 years.

Also, Better Off Dead. But the French girl was more mousy than tomboyish.

I always thought Muriel was just Alex Borstein. She had like 12 lines the whole series.

If that is the show where some teenage girl slammed a locker door into another teenage girl, I say rock on!